Twinning

by | Nov 1, 2024 | Back Blasts

QIC: ENDO
PAX POSTED: ENDO, HITCHHIKER, SCREECH, GROUPER, HOOKER, BELDING, SBARRO, APNEA, SELTZER, CHOWDAH, DILLIO, HARD HAT, MADOFF, DBA

Quote of the Day:  “Look at all the UPS guys they must all work out together before work.”  ~Random Passerby~

Tricks or treats?  YHC found out the night before at 1700hrs that someone put his name on the Q sheet…possibly because he has been the Q the past few years, possibly as a prank?  Ready or not its time for some tricks of his own…Typically he “twins” with Vanellope but at the last minute found out that he was going to be alone in the gloom so YHC reached out to several PAX individually and gave a sob story that he didn’t have anyone to twin with or even have a costume.  6 PAX obliged and agreed to help by being his only sole twin for the beatdown.  Little did they know that there were going to be several delivery drivers in attendance today.  Late night deliveries of spare costumes were dropped at their doorsteps while YHC planned the beatdown in his head.  As they arrived one by one the questions and eventually laughter began as everyone but YHC was in uniform.  The final PAX arrived and the radio began to play “The Real Slim Shady” as YHC danced to the center of the circle and began to shed off the convicted old man costume for the delivery driver.  The real ENDO was revealed and provided the disclaimer and we were off.

WARMUP

  • SSH  –  X31  –  IC
  • MOSEY TO SUNLAKE BLVD

TIME TO DELIVER

  • TEAM UPS VS THE BAD GUYS
  • 2 PUMPKINS FULL OF EXERCISES SET 50YDS APART EACH TEAM PULLS AND PERFORMS THE EXERCISE THEN SPRINTS TO THE CENTER CONE AND BACK
  • RINSE AND REPEAT UNTIL THE PUMPKIN IS EMPTY
  • 25 MERKINS
  • BIG BOY SITUPS
  • SPRINT AND TOUCH THE OTHER TEAMS PUMPKIN AND COME BACK
  • 10 BURPEES
  • 20 LUNGES HARD WAY
  • 1 FULL SET BRUCE LEE
  • 50 MONKEY HUMPERS
  • 50 PLANK JACKS
  • 50 SQUATS
  • 25 CAROLINA DRY DOCKS
  • 100 SIDE STRADDLE HOPS
  • 25 HAND RELEASE MERKINS

FOR ONE LAST TRICK YHC ADDED A FICTICIOUS EXERCISE BELOW TO THROW OFF THE OPPOSING TEAM AND GAIN THE 30 SECOND ADVANTAGE AND IT WORKED AS THE DELIVERY DRIVERS WERE THE VICTORS.  THE AWARD?  THEY GET TO CHOOSE THE BEST DRESSED COSTUME FOR THIS YEAR.

  • 100 DIDDYS  –  IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PERFORM A DIDDY IT IS AN EXTREMELY EASY EXERCISE…FIRST TO PERFORM THE EXERCISE YOU NEED TO REALIZE WHO DIDDY IS AND WHAT HE HAS DONE…THEN  YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT JUST LIKE ALL OF DIDDYS VICTIMS YOU JUST GOT SCREWED…NOW YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY WASTED ABOUT 30 SECONDS OF YOUR PRECIOUS TIME READING THIS MESSAGE WHICH GIVES THE OTHER TEAM THE ADVANTAGE…IF YOU CONTINUE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL WASTING TIME, GET BACK INTO THE PUMPKIN AND GRAB ANOTHER EXERCISE BEFORE YOU WASTE ANY MORE TIME…ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?  IF SO YOU ARE WASTING EVEN MORE TIME AND NEED TO GET A MOVE ON HURRY UP YOUR TEAM IS NOW LOSING…

TRIVIA AND WRAP-UP

MOSEY BACK TO COURTS STOPPING ALONG THE WAY FOR SOME BURPEE TRIVIA.  THE QUESTIONS WERE ALL ABOUT DELIVERING PACKAGES AND THE RULES TO BACKING.  SEVERAL RIGHT ANSWERS AND SEVERAL WRONG ADDED 40 BURPEES TO OUR WORKOUT TOTALS FOR THE DAY.  ONCE REACHING THE COURTS A FEW MORE BURPEE PENALTIES WERE GIVEN THEN THE 2 TEAMS CIRCLED UP AND HELD AL GORE WHILE THE WINNING TEAM MAKE THEIR SELECTION…

  • HOOKER (WESTERN KEN DOLL…OR AL DAVIS LOOK ALIKE) RECEIVED THE AWARD AND ALL THE DRIVERS TOGETHER DELIVERED THE BOX CONTAINING HIS TROPHY WHILE THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS MADE.

COT

PRAYERS FOR ALL THOSE RECOVERING FROM THE HURRICANES AND EVERYONE STAY SAFE AND HEALTHY.

MOLESKIN

YHC IS FOREVER THANKFUL FOR THE HUMILITY AND HONOR OF THE PAX TO VOLUNTEER TO ASSIST EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PARTLY A TRICK.  AS ALWAYS HUMBLED BY THE OPPORTUNITY TO LEAD SUCH GREAT AND STRONG HIM IN A BEATDOWN.  HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GOOD LAUGH IT WAS PLANNED WITH SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

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