Beatdowns Are Better With Tunes

by | Nov 23, 2024 | Back Blasts

QIC: Madoff
PAX POSTED: Airstream, Backdraft (FNG), Belding, Bada Bing, Big Papi, Buckner (FNG), Chowdah, Hitchhiker, Screech, Woody

Eleven PAX gathered in the gloom on a chilly Saturday morning at the District to test their strength and to push each other to become our best selves.  We welcomed two FNGs (Backdraft and Buckner).  Disclaimers were given, our 5 core principles were recited, and then we were off!

Best quote of the beatdown (after alligator merkins on a gravelly parking lot)

”You’re ruining my boobie-touchers!”

The Warmup:

  • 15 SSH IC
  • 10 Windmills IC
  • 10 Hillbillies IC
  • 10 Donalds IC
  • 10 Kamalas IC

The Thang:

Mosey to Lake Blanche Drive

5 burpees at each lightpole, for 4 consecutive light-poles.
Indian run along trail to benches facing the lake at Cunningham Park

  • 10 stepups (HW) on benches facing lake
  • 10 irkins on benches facing lake
  • 10 derkins on benches facing lake
  • 10 dips on benches facing lake

Rinse & repeat 3X, then mosey to parking lot

    • Alligator merkins / lunge walk on east side of lot
    • Shuffle (leading with left leg) on north side of parking lot
    • Bearpees on west side of lot
    • Shuffle (leading with right leg) on south side of parking lot

Rinse & repeat 3X, then pop quiz…what is the mission of F3?  5 burpees each time someone got it wrong, until Chowdah got it close enough…a reminder of why we’re all here “The mission of F3 is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups of men for the invigoration of male leadership in the community!”  (And to get f’n jacked!!!!)

Mosey to roundabout at Lake Blanche & Long Spur

Set of elevens (calf raises / monkey humpers)

Mosey back to flag

Mary:

  • One minute of BBS
  • One minute of mountain climbers
  • One minute of leg raises (until 7:30)

COT:

Welcome to our two newest PAX, Backdraft and Buckner.  Prayers for downrange and injured PAX.  Prayers for each of us as we strive to become better men, better husbands, better fathers, better sons, better brothers, better friends and better colleagues.