Chernobyl meltdown beatdown

9 PAX donned their hazmat suits, slammed their vodka, and prepared themselves for a Chernobyl liquidator style beatdown at the Boneyard courtesy of comrade Tebow. PAX first warmed up with SSH, Windmill, and a mosey around the boneyard followed by some stretching....

What is wrong with this volleyball?

Quote of the day, “The ball looks like a fat guy trying to fly JetBlue”. -Simmons In spite of a deformed volleyball whose innards progressively protruded after every point, 10 PAX in total came out to reenact Endo’s favorite scene in cinematic...

Suffering from Inflation

PAX have seen it in the news on a daily basis; the nation is suffering from record high inflation. 4 PAX woke up thinking that this burden has so far only impacted them financially. Well these HIM were in for a rude awakening when QIC Tebow led them in an inflation...

Not the Spandex Again!

Oh yes, QIC Tebow came strolling up to the District sporting the spandex again, which the two other PAX (Hitchhiker and Vanellope) knew could mean only one thing, another District track meet. To allow for any stragglers to arrive, QIC led a longer warmup that included...

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Puke

QIC Tebow was super excited to Q his first BD at The District and 8 PAX had the misfortune of being at the receiving end of that excitement. They knew it was going to be a special BD since Q was only in spandex and an F3 shirt. Warm up started with 20 fast paced SSH...