A Day on the Ranch

7 PAX arose before the break of dawn and reckoned it was plum dadgum time to wrassle some bears, crabs, and ducks. Just another day at The Ranch with QIC Tebow leading the charge. Q led the warm up with some SSH, Windmills, Tappity-tap-taps, Tempo Squats, and Baby Arm...

“Thanks for the suck.”

As many a married PAX would agree, this is something that is not said very often, if ever. However, Hooker felt the suck was so good that he made it a point to tell QIC Tebow his feelings towards his Boneyard BD. All this talk about suck isn’t at all helped by...

Blocks?! At 9pm?! Are you joking?!

No Q was not joking and unfortunately Haka proceeded to have a conniption fit since he did not see the message Q sent earlier in the day. You know, the one that got Cheesehead so excited that he H.C.’d himself, C.Z. and Urkle (Urkle MIA. For shame, for shame)....

2, 2, 4, 2? More like 2, 2, F, U

5 early risers avoided the fart sack to join in on a 6:00am sprint themed Tebow BD. After a quick disclaimer, Q led PAX on a little slowsy around the Boneyard to wake us up and get the blood flowing. PAX then continued to warm up but a little differently with some...

The Ukrainian Sniper

Death may come from anywhere, anytime, and from the least likely of people. Like the 4 Russian generals who have been taken out by Ukrainian snipers, 7 PAX plus FNG also found this out the hard way today. Here’s how the game worked. To begin, PAX will first draw...